EggsBen

publius-esquire:

Nothing quite captures the American character more than the fact that we were so embarrassed that our national bird the bald eagles’ cry does not match its majestic look and sounds as silly as it does, that whenever you hear it on visual media, it’s actually the cry of a red-tailed hawk.

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jorgieboy:

amenpenis:

carleyalyson:

glitterweave:

chadleymacguff:

amenpenis:

when you ask someone what’s up and they answer “the sky”

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when you ask someone where they are and they say “in my skin”

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when you ask someone what time it is and they say “time to get a watch”

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Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.

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When white people say “Why are all of the reactions of black people. I mean white people can give a judgemental look.”

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

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lntelligent:

they asked me what heartbreak is and i showed them this


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If the Supernatural Cast was Genderswapped

popculturesavvyangel:

Deanna (Dean) Winchester:

Samantha (Samuel) Winchester:

Castielle (Castiel):

Young Janette (John) Winchester:

Janette (John) Winchester:

Young Marty (Mary) Winchester:

Marty (Mary) Winchester:

Mike (Meg):

Robin (Ruby):

Gabriela (Gabriel): 

Lucy (Lucifer):

Michelle (Michael): 

Crowleigh (Crowley):

Chelsea (Chuck):

Joe (Jo) Harvelle:

Elliot (Ellen) Harvelle: 

Ashley (Ash): 

Bonnie (Bobby) Singer:

Kelly (Kevin) Tran:

Charlie (Charlene) Bradbury

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